All the Ladies with Singles

I saw a girl yelling at the cashier at Hot Topic. She was quite annoying.

"I want to return this cd."

"Sorry, we don't take open merchandise. Was it scratched or something?"

"No but it's so bootleg, it doesn't even have "Just Dance" on it."

"...That's because this is Lady Sovereign, not Lady Gaga."

Turning red, the girl left as fast as she could.