It's creepy when they use your name over and over.

Sometimes customers call whichever phone number they can find, as long as its in the same mall. At 10:00am one morning last week, I had the privilege to answer this phone call.

"Good morning, thank you for calling "----", Susan speaking how may I help you?"

"Do you know when Beefcake Chahlies opens?"

Since there's no male strip club near the property, I ask "...You mean Beefsteak Charlies?" and give her the phone number.

"Thanks Susan. You know the service there was terrible, absolutely terrible. I would not recommend them, no, not at all, I went there last night. Have you ever been there Susan?"

"Uh.."

"Well I would not recommend it. I went there last night and the waitress, awful woman, she barely said a word to us and threw our plates at us and I got fish, and she didn't even give us lemon - I mean people get lemon with fish all the time - do you like fish, Susan?"

"Oh I'm not really into jam bands." No response. "Ah, depends on the fish?"

"Well she brings me a lemon wedge from the bar, like it was for my drink, and when she sees me use it she says 'Oh..It was for your food..' I mean where do they find these people, Susan?"

Possibly in the same place one finds people who call an underwear store to complain about a steakhouse.